I finally got the proportions right! These are refreshing salad or spring rolls, and a great way to eat up a lot of produce!
PREP
Open a firm tofu package, we will use only about half of a 16oz tofu box. Slice into domino shaped pieces. Place between two rimmed cookie sheets, weigh it down and let it sit for 15 minutes or more to squeeze out the liquid. Drain.
snap rice vermicelli noodles into 4-6" long strands. Soak in hot boiling water for 3 minutes or until soft and white/opaque color. Strain, pour cool water over them, strain again. Let sit.
Cut cucumbers into thin long strands
Use food processor to grate 2 carrots
Mince mint, basil, cilantro
SAUCE
inspired by this NYT recipe, but omitting the garlic since it's uncooked (to reduce heartburn potential). In a small jar, mix:
2.5 TB sugar
1/4 C lime juice
2 TB fish sauce (red boat brand)
1 or 2 birds eye chilis sliced thin
If you can't get the sugar to dissolve, then nuke in the microwave for 30 seconds and stir. Then refrigerate to chill.
ASSEMBLY
In a large glass pan like a pie pan, pour hot water. Dip rice sheets one at a time into hot water to soften, remove immediately.
Layer the fillings, then wrap up tightly. Set on a baking sheet or large plate, do not let them touch each other (or they will stick).
Serve with chilled dipping sauce.
Leftovers will last 1 day but will start to get hard if you leave them too long.